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Jennifer Esposito's avatar

I'm fascinated by reinvention and life-long learning. I believe it's one of the greatest gifts we can give ourselves, along with compassion and self-honor (and, personally, dogs). I see this in my own kids and I'm grateful AF.

Go paint that door blue!

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Andee Scarantino's avatar

"Second idea: sell the house."

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Purdey Penrose's avatar

Note to myself: Never ever ever read a post from Ash at 2:41 am unless you’re ready to see your Mum anxiously knocking at your door…. wondering why on Earth you squealed like a 43-year old artist in an art supplies shop.

I confess I squealed…. when I read about your William Morris rug. I am mildly embarrassed to admit it 😜 as much as I am frenetically studying his work for the past 6 months and how he’s seen as a founder of the art and crafts movement un the United Kingdom.

If now, you tell me visiting the Tate gallery to admire Turner’s body of work or going to Oslo to visit the Munch museum then…. you 1/ have very good taste (of course you do have. You’re Ash Ambirge) 2/ have WIFI spy mics directed to France 3/ have telepathic abilities

In any case, your hilarious encounter with the snake is le-gen-dary.

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AM Costanzo's avatar

The snake story is positively disturbing!!! 😂 Yet hilarious!

I agree with the language limitations - it’s the same as thoughts and what you think you’re capable of. If you never let your thoughts expand or scare you, you’re not really living!

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Katie Boyer Clark's avatar

*Reads column 5 times on repeat for all the feels. Thank you.

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Zoe Zuniga's avatar

I just found a special snake grabber pole on Amazon hehehe

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Elle Wolfe's avatar

There was a fifth option upon seeing the snake in the sink.....pass out and die on the spot!!!😱🐍

Although I was crying laughing at give em what they want-snake out. give em what they need-therapy.🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, I would still be incoherently blubbering right now!!😅

A blue front door could be pretty!

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Andrea Wood's avatar

"This fair is a rat's paradise. The smells will drive you crazy. " ~Charlotte

I hope your card goes thru okay when you buy the 4 wheeler. There will probably be some language going on if it doesn't...

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Jane Knight's avatar

“Unfortunately I hate people so I’m not doing that” made me unapologetically snort laugh, thanks 😆

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