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Writing, F*cky-Brained, Paralyzed, With a Drippy Taco in Your Hand: Or, How This Lesson About a Woman Named Janet Will Help You Smash Your…
Janet is about to change your life 🤷‍♀️
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
What’s that sound? 📣 OH IT’S THE SOUND OF GOOD.
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Shredded Cheese-Eating, Podcast-Complaining, Digital-Chaos Demons Last Seen at 7:23pm, Or: How This Lesson About Friendship Will Help You…
Forgive me for these wacky examples
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Neighborhood Newsletter??????
HELL YES. City folks can do this, too! (Listen to this. 😱)
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It's HERE! 🌱 Let's Make a Local Newsletter Together This Spring
Start a Local Newsletter With Me—Class Starts Soon!
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
I used so many 🍆🍆🍆 emojis in this one—SO GOOD
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Big, Bright, Ballsy, Rural Fleabag Loud Opinions, Or: How This Lesson About Finding Your Voice Can Resurrect Your Soggy, Dying Career…
Your voice will always be your #1 fucking asset
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
Don't be bulldozed over by a sea of twats
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Tender Creamy Pink Tasty Salty Seared Fatty Magical Meat Royalty 👑—Or: How This Lesson About Sandwiches Can Make You *Rich*
Don't be the 'Budget Meat Slab' of your industry
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5 Marketing Ideas You Should Steal
Kudos to whoever goes with "How to eat a llama"
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