Dear World: I Am Really Not Sure About This Salad

3/17/2024

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  1. Dinos Stamoulis says:

    God youโ€™re good. I love reading something shitty and then later seeing your work pop up in my inbox. Itโ€™s like a reminder of people who donโ€™t suck shit. Love your posts !!!

  2. June Inferno says:

    I accidentally married a man (who now co-parents my gorgeous kids w me) who suggested adding raisins to EVERY DISH I cooked. “This would be good with raisins!” or “This could be delicious if you added raisins next time!” Like, why would you add raisins to everything? I only use raisins to weird out my kids and make Ants on a Log as a snack…but they pick off the ants anyway.

    • Elle Wolfe says:

      Omg, this reminds me of the SNL skit Chadwick Boseman was in about potato salad with raisins in it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I wish I had the link to share. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Jennifer Criego says:

      Let’s be real – we’re comparing raisins to ANTS here. Why wouldn’t an intelligent child pick bugs off their food prior to eating it?

    • Daniela Stow says:

      I also married (then smartly divorced) a man (who now also co-parents my gorgeous kids with me ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) who cooked for me only once in 16 years…mainly because he proudly served me Bobotie…minced meat with raisins, jam and custard…probably shouldn’t have ignored that red flag ๐Ÿ˜†

  3. Elle Wolfe says:

    A friend convinced me once that I would like beets if I had them candied. Logically that made sense so I agreed to try her candied beets. BIG MISTAKE, they just tasted like sweet dirt!!!! ๐Ÿคข

    Iโ€™m convinced the only good salad is one with bacon in it, or one that has a hot bacon vinaigrette. Wedge salads with bacon are the best salads, not too many ingredients and not a lot of chopping. ๐Ÿคค

  4. Heather Boylan says:

    I’m thrilled to find a person who thinks beets are as gross as I do. I think they taste like dirt. BUT, living in Bali, we have a strong Australian influence on food, and dammit if they don’t put beets (“beet root”) in all sorts of places they clearly don’t belong. Burgers especially. Okay, now it’s a dirt burger – are you happy?

    If you would like to know more about the sweet tooth, I’m it. I AM a giant sweet tooth. I’ll eat just gelato for dinner any day of the week. French toast for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do.

  5. Jane Manthorpe says:

    well, i will disappoint and disgust you all๐Ÿ˜œ, i LOVE beets !!! in fact i love all veggies, fruits, especially dried fruit, bring on those raisins, and those promegranate’s? Yes please! I am banana mad, eat at least 5-8 a day and adore sticky dates …why? just because I’m one of those wierd plant based vegans ๐Ÿคช

  6. Julie says:

    Finally someone else who hates truffle anything. It’s so gross. It’s obnoxious how many restaurants have truffle fries on their menu.

    But here’s the line that gutted me … It makes me wonder: what other things do we do to remain comfortable, and safe, and loved, and secure?

    The job?
    The house?
    The partner?
    The routine?

    Because more and more I find myself moving away from comfort and it’s scary as hell. That type of discomfort that makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. But as I like to remind myself… Faith Requires Risk. Which also sometimes makes me want to vomit.

  7. Melanie E says:

    Not a truffle fan and totally amazed by the number of people in Alaska who go hunting for mushrooms to eat here and 99% of them look like something out of Hanzel and Gretel that the witch would feed you. My mother was as skinny as a beanpole, ate nothing but sweets. I prefer cheese, wine, potatoes of any style (fried, mashed, baked) and pizza. Occasionally I will want a great piece of german chocolate preferably with brandy in it. But try to take away my cheese and wine and we’ll have words lol. I do put strawberries in my salad but I make my own dressing and I love strawberries, but beyond that no mushrooms, no other fruit thanks. (oh and I am not skinny beanpole, wish some days I was but alas I like cheese way to much)

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